December 2009
18 posts
shopping list
Water
Toilet Paper
Muni Passes
Fears while walking through downtown SF:
A bum will spit in my mouth
Walking into someones lingering fart
Unpredictable bowel complications
Falling down the escalator
Stepping in human urine and/or feces
Getting poked in the eye by an umbrella
Leaving my wallet somewhere
Getting pooped by a low flying bird (aka rats with wings)
I thought this was pretty funny courtesy of...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1290058777.html
Lesbians like sushi and bisexuals like hot dogs and sushi. Lesbians would never be interested in eating hot dogs. A lesbian can eat sushi all day every day and never consider hot dogs. In fact, lesbians can never eat too much sushi. A bisexual can go without sushi, then really miss the feel and taste of sushi, because there is nothing like...
So I left my girlfriend a post-it in a book I borrowed from work, she didn’t finish the book (didn’t want to) before I returned it. Long story short, whoever buys The Piano Teacher is gonna get a post-it a hundred something pages in saying how cute they are when they read.
Mel87annie?
surlysimian:
msdutchess:
dead-at-heart:
there’s something about good oral hygiene that’s just……nice
Uhm…this kind of looks like Melannie every morning at the T.I. house.
Hahaha….um…yeah, I actually thought that was me.
Today I realized what it meant to really pee out of your butt. Yeah, I was happier being in the dark on that one.
