January 2010
9 posts
I hate you rebuffing.
work pet peeves
And so it begins:
Open mouth gum chewing while open mouth breathing (particularly fruity flavors)
Talking on the phone while ordering
Not acknowledging the cashier
Customers who pay with money from their nasty ass bra
Pee on toilet seats (from the break room)
Toilet seats that aren’t put back down (see break room)
Customers who insist we are either a Barnes & Noble or Starbucks
...
i'm this nice
if I walk into the ladies room and I notice that someone is mid poop, I rush to do my do and leave the restroom.
Signs of poopage:
They aren’t peeing.
Pants are dropped to their feet
Idle feet
The sound of toilet paper slowly being collected in preparation for ass wiping
The obvious smell of an attack in the room
And my favorite, the guilty look in their eyes when you see them washing...
